My ears aren't garbage cans.

You know how I feel about Texas.

Justice for Mike Newton!

Are these shenanigans cheeky and fun?

Get Ripped with the Michael Meyers Core Strength Program

A motif is product placement you can't buy.

Being rich seems pretty nice.

Sitting on, sitting on, broken glass.

Only eight out of a million things are good.

I like popsicles.