Listen, You Beautiful Bitch

Listen, You Beautiful Bitch


Latest Episodes

Book Club Minisode: Stealing Kisses in the Snow
December 11, 2019

We're popping Katy's romance novel cherry with our first ever book review minisode! In this festive Target find, Hannah and Katy follow the story of single mom Piper and restless loner Logan to see if they can put their differences aside and find true lo.

Season Finale: A Year In Review
December 04, 2019

So long Season One! Listen in as we talk about our accomplishments, and biggest "take aways" from our first year of podcasting. Thank you so much to all of our listeners, we appreciate each and every one of you. We are off to hibernate, relax and regroup.

What Makes Men Sexy: The Uncircumcised Edition
November 27, 2019

The guys had their chance, now we're talking about all the things we find sexy (and totally un-sexy) about men! Also, Taurin isn't here so we're not editing for shit....this is the uncut, real life, real time edition of what makes our panties explode, an.

Baby Bobbie: What Makes Women Attractive (According to Guys & Gays)
November 20, 2019

Remember all those dumb, embarrassing things we did to try and make ourselves more attractive? Turns out we just needed a little confidence (and all our teeth)!  We asked the men and lesbians in our lives what exactly they found most attractive in a woma.

Throwback! Bean Break: Oral Sex
November 13, 2019

Hannah's living her best life in Denver this week, so let's throw it back to one of our favorite topics — oral sex! Tune in to find out why Katy will never drink another Capri Sun, remember that Suzie should set all her social media to private, PLUS a sp.

One Carb Per Corn: The Things We Thought Were Sexy
November 06, 2019

Yeah...that's not cute, girl 

Spooky Shit: All Things Halloween
October 30, 2019

Happy (almost) Halloween, you beautiful bitches! In honor of spooky season, we're talking about our favorite Halloween traditions, costumes, candy, and more! 

Sunburnt Cooch: 30 Lessons for Our 30's
October 23, 2019

We're 30 episodes in, 30 years in, and still learning. This time we go over all the lessons we've learned (or wish we had learned) over the past 29+ years. Find out which mistake Katy will NEVER make again, why Sandra's dad may be the wisest man to ever .

Hocus Pocus Minisode
October 21, 2019

Let's travel back in time to 1993, a time where windbreakers were worn, cassettes were jammed to, and podcasts were a complete mystery. We're talking about the classic film Hocus Pocus in this minisode! IT'S SPOOKY TIME BITCHES!!!

Social Lubricant (People Say It!): Making Friends as Adults
October 16, 2019

How do you make friends as an adult? Apparently Sandra is the only one who really knows! We explore why it's so hard to meet new people now that we're all grown up, plus Hannah exposes her weirdest fear while Katy runs away with hers!  A few things we're.