Listen, You Beautiful Bitch

Listen, You Beautiful Bitch


Latest Episodes

Tortilla Chip Tedies
July 02, 2020

Braces, Pimples, Emotions, weird smells.....yes, we are talking about PUBERTY. Today we're discussing when we started puberty, our cringe worthy stories and how we got through it! 

Podcast Blackout: Say Their Names
June 16, 2020

We’re continuing with our podcast blackout this week in an effort to amplify the black voices speaking out against racial injustice in our country. In the meantime, we’re working to bring more diverse perspectives into our regular content — stay tuned in.

Podcast Blackout: Amplifying Black Voices
June 10, 2020

Due to the recent protests against racial violence and police brutality in the United States, we (alongside other podcasts) will be participating in the Podcast Blackout and will not be releasing our regularly scheduled episode for today. We have chosen .

Questions and unCrustables
June 03, 2020

Today we're keeping it light with questions from Sandra's "girl's night" questions game! We also have a special guest appearance from two of our lovely mothers. Also, have any of you ever fried an uncrustable?

Would You Rather
May 20, 2020

Life is full of hard decisions...but hopefully none as hard as some of these questions

Marry, Murder, Fuck
May 13, 2020

Welcome back everyone!! This will be a fun episode to play along with while you're quarantined! Each of us will list out three nouns and YOU must choose which one you'd marry, murder or fuck. 

Never Have WE Ever
May 06, 2020

It's Sandra's 30th and we're drinkin' margaritas. Grab your favorite alcoholic (or non-alcoholic) beverage and play a game of Never Have I Ever with us! Warning: do not play while driving. 

OBGY-No Thank You
April 29, 2020

Pap Shmears, am I right?? If you have a vagina, you may have let an OBGYN look up there time to time. Have you ever spent an hour talking about it with some cool lady friends? If not, then come on over! Today we are talking all about our first visits, pr.

Throwback! What Makes Men Sexy
April 22, 2020

Quarantine finally managed to jack up our recording schedule, so we're coming in hot this week with a throwback to our most popular episode of the podcast, What Makes Men Sexy! In this episode we invited listeners to share what qualities make a man attra.

Sexting: Fix My Caché
April 15, 2020

Welcome back to another quarantine edition: SEXTING! Today we learned a lot about each other and our listeners. The consensus was: NO UNWARRANTED DICK PICS!