Starbucks wants us to talk about race, a bunch of animals are endangered and Patrick struggles to hold onto his white card and use "fleek" in a sentence.

Play it cool, we recorded this week's episode last week (since Fran's still in Austin for SXSW), so instead of covering trending stories, we went kinda random. This week we talked about middle school growing pains, the immanent threat of vegetable enslave

We're back after an unexpected week off! Did you miss us? Promise we have a good excuse for missing last week: Megabus. This week we chatted about #BlackOutDay, the problem with "asking for cookies" and some really random science awards.

This week we discussed New York's terrible weather, Rudy Giuliani shit talking Obama and Vanilla Ice's recent arrest, all while trying to use secret hand signals to move the show along.

This week we chatted about Valentine's Day, the Chapel Hill Shooting and the New York Time's advice for falling in love.

This week we discuss our show's non existent theme song, one easy and super natural way to make 13k and the unidentified crap floating around the subway.

We're back after a week off! Did you miss us? This week we discuss NY's underwhelming snow storm, online trolls and the golden dog that's got Filthy and Kaya shook.

This week Pat and Franchesca chat about the Oscars along with their dog's diet and in what’s seemingly becoming a pattern, a bunch of other random non-related stuff. Give it a listen and tweet us with #LastNameBasis to let us know what you thought of t

Check out our very first episode of “Last Name Basis”! This week we talked about the problem with #JeSuisCharlie, some of our new years resolutions and our new favorite show “Black Mirror”.