The Irrationally Exuberant

The Irrationally Exuberant


Sheldon

February 24, 2020

He was short, squat, and hairy and he wasn’t wearing anything but Tobasco print pajama pants. I immediately noticed there was a swastika tattooed on his doughy left breast, which was alarming, but his amble was amiable and my last name is Messerschmidt, so I’m usually given the benefit of the doubt by these people.