Hammertales

Hammertales


Latest Episodes

The Haunter in the Dark
November 11, 2019

It’s HP Lovecraft time again! Eldritch knowledge, unknown bestial forces, and swarthy Italians – it’s all too terrifying!

Pickman’s Model
November 05, 2019

Well, we all knew that art is dangerous, and Richard Upton Pickman is here to show you why. Also, his friend Thurber is weirdly obsessed with proving he’s not a sissy.

A Princess of Mars, Pt 9
October 21, 2019

The stunning conclusion to this epic tale, slightly more shocking than the fact that Dejah Thoris lays eggs. (Why does nobody find this weird?) Trust me, you won’t see this coming!

A Princess of Mars Pt 8
October 14, 2019

Everything is coming together for an epic finale! John Carter tackles Barsoom’s complicated marriage and divorce laws. Tars Tarkas juggles being a statesmen of the Green Men AND being a single dad. And is anyone else wondering what happened to the Whit...

A Princess of Mars Pt 7
October 07, 2019

Nothing is simple in life, not even on Barsoom. The Warhoons may be savage, but the Zodangans are LIARS, and their architecture is needlessly complicated. And who’s taking care of Woola??

A Princess of Mars, Pt 6
September 23, 2019

Events are heating up on Barsoom! Will John Carter use his mindfulness techniques to accept that Dejah Thoris is bound for the lascivious clutches of Tal Hajus? Will Tars Tarkas found out the shocking truth about his own child? Listen on.. 

A Princess Of Mars, Pt 5
September 17, 2019

Events are heating up on Barsoom! Will John Carter use his mindfulness techniques to accept that Dejah Thoris is bound for the lascivious clutches of Tal Hajus? Will Tars Tarkas found out the shocking truth about his own child? Listen on.

A Princess of Mars, Pt 4
September 10, 2019

John Carter’s manipulation of gravity and chiseled good looks serve him in good stead yet again!

A Princess of Mars Pt 3
August 26, 2019

John Carter’s in trouble now – trouble spelled L-O-V-E. Can the man who fears nothing cope with strong emotions? How does Dejah Thoris feel? Hell, how does Woola feel? Find out in the latest installment of Barsoomian adventure!

A Princess of Mars, Pt. 2
August 20, 2019

Edgar Rice Burroughs was a hugely popular American pulp fiction author. His fame has faded over time, but the creator of Tarzan and John Carter of Mars still has a certain charm. His flights of imaginative fancy contrast strangely with his wooden chara...