The Oldest Millennials Alive

The Oldest Millennials Alive


Latest Episodes

GVSB Ep. 48 - The Best Time To Be A Lesbian
November 12, 2018

No questions this week. You can fix that and make next week's show so much better: gayvstraightpodcast@gmail.com Lindsey’s in a lez-tastic pole-dancing class. Rachel denies allegations that she does not dance. The Bitches are going to New York, but...

GVSB Ep. 47 - Justin Bieber Eating A Burrito
November 05, 2018

Hedda, Kira, and amazing new person Mitchie have questchies! Thanks for being inquisitive dolls and writing us your missives at: gayvstraightpodcast@gmail.com Rachel is very pop culture literate now that she's trying to keep up with a 25-year-old...

GVSB Ep. 46 - Why Am I Calling It Puss-Puss?
October 24, 2018

Superfan Autumn rocks the Bitches with the questchiest questions. Questch your way into their hearts with a written missive postmarked to: gayvstraightpodcast@gmail.com Rachel needs you to listen to the band STARS AT NIGHT, they’re so good you guys!...

GVSB Ep. 45 - Black Tar Burgers In Your Belly
October 15, 2018

We got no love, no love, everyone hates us, everyone hates us!! Stop that sexy slow-jam from climbing up the charts by sending the Bitches your questions: gayvstraightpodcast@gmail.com Lindsey gives Rachel nakedness tips for an upcoming sex scene...

GVSB Ep. 44 - Poop Talk
October 08, 2018

Lindsey and Rachel experience the worst-case-scenario of recording at home instead of in the studio. Lindsey may have a nail gunk fetish. Rachel has some AMAZING poop stories. Lindsey was legit almost an Olympic athlete. Rachel teaches you how to use...

GVSB Ep. 43 - The Best Haunted, Like, Mansion-y House Thing
October 02, 2018

The universe spun a Glitter Woman into Lindsey's path days after putting a Glitter Girl in Rachel's bed. Rachel and Lindsey both get NDA'd good. Lindsey learns about scooter-share programs. Rachel has no leg to stand on with bike talk. Lindsey...

Episode 42 - Group Masturbation
September 24, 2018

Kayla peeps some kwestchies at the Bitches. Write'cher kwestchies in too, ya little poo-poo-peepers! But seriously, our e-mail address is: gayvstraightpodcast@gmail.com Rachel didn't get wasted, she just totally feels like it. Lindsey took...

Episode 41 - We Can't Be Bitches Today
September 17, 2018

With Guests Chris Salvatore and Kyle Thomas

Episode 40 - Then I Raped His Heart
September 10, 2018

Listener Autumn asks questions about fate, gets advice about friends, and plays BBBH with the Bitches! Don't you want to get in on that action? Get in on that action at: gayvstraightpodcast@gmail.com Lindsey's absence made Rachel's heart grow fonder....

Episode 3- I'm Here To F*ck Sh*t Up
December 11, 2017

The girls are both in a shitty mood because mercury is in retrograde.  Rachel tried to kill Lindsey's dog and the dog ate pot "maybe".  Lindsey wants an extra husband and for Rachel to the the "third" in her marriage she'd have to dye her...