Rachel and Lindsey take selfies on the way down the black hole of addiction, de-individuation, obligation, passivity and self-loathing we call social media. Lindsey vows to quit Instagram before this episode goes live... Did she succeed?? In addition...

Lindsey and Rachel can't agree on our most gratuitous, addictive, rapey, unattractive, yet also inescapable, sexy, useful and relation-enhancing human vice: PORN. Lindsey can't abide sex that deliberately avoids "divine flow." Rachel worries her...

Rachel and Lindsey just say YES to "the last greatest drug," despite addiction, heroin brain, poop triggers, acid reflux, teeth stains, mold, mold and MORE MOLD. Lindsey has tried all the trendiest varieties, from Bulletproof to Kion, and knows which...

Lindsey and Rachel compare pee color as they dive into filtered, unfiltered, bottled, tap, spring, raw, alkaline, electrolyte-enhanced and "Beyond" H2O. Just because it's clear and tasteless doesn't mean it's all the same. Lindsey endores ewg.org,...

Rachel and Lindsey digest the nutritional, medical, ethical, financial, mental, spiritual and romantic aspects of life without animal products. Lindsey talks about going vegan with a thyroid problem, Rachel talks about going vegan for a girlfriend,...

Lindsey and Rachel tell you everything you need to know about pot, weed, cannabis, marijuana, CBD, THC, spliffs, joints, vaginal lube and whatevs. Write us at to ask the burning questions you want the girls to school you on next. Follow us on...

You guys, it's the last episode of Gay vs. Straight Bitches. The podcast is dead. Long live the podcast? Listen to find out what that means. Irrespective of all that, Lindsey has made a huge, HUGE change. Rachel is also considering a fairly huge...

Help the Bitches ring in the New Year by sending in your most top-shelf questions for 2019! We gon party like it’s 2099 up in this piece: gayvstraightpodcast@gmail.com Rachel’s hungover again, guys. Jesus f**king Christ. Lindsey has a serious...

Listener Maggie inspires some of our best content EVER with her question this week! Be an inspiration to the Bitches with YOUR smoking-hot inquiries, at: gayvstraightpodcast@gmail.com Rachel gave Lindsey a gift – probably as an apology. Lindsey...

"Bitchie Mitchie" and new questioner Marissa Jewel give the Bitches the business this week! YOU should try giving them the business, by writing us at: gayvstraightpodcast@gmail.com Lindsey found some kind soul to shelter and feed her and her...