HERE WE ARE ON THE FULL MO-WAIT DAMN! IM LATE IM LATE!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 100 EPISODES, ALL ON TIME, AND HERE COMES EPISODE ONE 101 1 DAY LATE! HA! NO EXCUSES FROM ME I JUST COMPLETELY FORGOT! W

IT’S A FULL MOON YES IT IS!!! THE FIRST EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY OF 2021 IS HERE! AND…. IT IS EPISODE ONE HUNDREEEEEEEEEEED!!! AAAAAND IT IS THE EIGHT ANNIVERSARY OF THE SURFPHONY… WHO CARES! IT’S EPISODE ONE HUNDRED THAT’S I

OOOOOOH IT’S HERE! IT’S FINALLY HERE! THE BIGGEST EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY YET!! NOT ONE, NOT TWO… BUT THREE DERKS ALL IN ONE EPISODE! SHERIFF BRIGANTE OF CALL OF THE WEST, CAPTAIN BRIGANTE OF SURF IN SPACE, AND DERK TRACY OF WOO DUNNIT? ALL FIND THEMSELV

What is Count Von Derkula doing up in broad daylight?! Not to worry, I’m down in the laboratory in the depths of the Von Derkula manor. No windows down here and some great wi-fi! I’m bringing you the Surfphony of Derstruction BOOOOO THOUSAND a bit earlier

HELLO FINKS, IT’S ME AGAIN… IT’S THE BIG DERBOSKI! HEY WAIT A MINUTE, ISN’T IT AN OCTOBER FULL MOON?! ANSWER: YES. YES, IT IS. SO DOESN’T THAT MEAN THAT IT’S THE HALLOWEEN SURFPHONY SPECIAL?! WELL, ABOUT THAT… WE ACTUALLY HAVE TWO FULL MOONS THIS MONTH! T

HERE COMES A NEW EPISODE! THE SURFPHONY IS FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH SURF FOR THE SEPTEMBER FULL MOON! ENDED UP BEING A BIT SHORT LAST MONTH SO I HAD TO MAKE UP FOR THAT… AND WENT A BIT OVERBOARD. IT’S ALL GOOD THOUGH! ALSO FEATURED IN THIS EPIS

AUGUST ALREADY?! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SUMMER?! THE AUGUST FULL MOON JUST SNUCK UP ON ME. GOOD THING I CAME PREPARED… WITH ANOTHER HOT EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000! FEATURING THE NUMBER 1 SURF PODCAST HOST… THE BIG DERBOSKI! WHO ELSE? JOIN

SUMMERTIME SURFPHONY YEAAAAAAAAAH!! THE JULY FULL MOON IS RISING AND I’M READY! GOT A HOT EPISODE LINED UP FOR YOU FINKS! I’M REALLY PROUD OF THIS ONE. LOTS OF SOLID MUSIC AND JUST A BIG, FUN EPISODE! I HOPE YOU WILL ENJOY IT. I’M SURE Y

NOTHING CAN STOP THE BIG DERBOSKI! NOT MOVING TO A NEW PLACE, NOT A CRAPPY RECORDING, NOT LAZINESS! NOTHING!!! HERE I SIT ON THE JUNE FULL MOON. WITH A COMPLETELY REDONE EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 ALL RECORDED IN THE LAST 2 HOURS! I JUS