Ensign's Logcast

Ensign's Logcast

Latest Episodes

Log 31 Loud as a Whisper
March 02, 2017

Have you ever felt so lazy, you needed someone to do your talking for you? Get ready for the future, you just might need three. But, uh, don't get too attached. Theo wishes this was a Geordi episode, Sara recognizes that Troi's abilities makes u

Log 30 “The Outrageous Okona”
February 09, 2017

What’s this Star Wars Guy doing in Star Trek? Theo embraces the non-physical threat, Sara is not amused by Guinan's amusement, and Kirby wants to know if its all a Shakespeare comedy rip-off. The crew of the Enterprise encounters a flamboyant space

Log 29 “Elementary, Dear Data”
January 16, 2017

When podcasting the final frontier, always be recording. Theo wonders what Geordi needs with a magnifying glass, Sara can't believe the holodeck is still eating people, and Kirby gets too involved in the online model sailed-ship community.The Enterpr

Ensign’s Log Supplemental 01
January 02, 2017

Commander Sara exposes Ensign Theo to the mental gauntlet that is Star Trek Merchandising. Watch him cope with an affront to galactic good taste and Federation approved kitchen ...

Log 28 “Where Silence Has Lease”
December 05, 2016

Star Trek gets a little M.C. Escher as they explore a void of nothingness in space! Kirby is a Skeletor fan, Theo enjoys his first real red shirt death, and Sara likes asking reasonable-crazy science...

Log 27 “The Child”
November 20, 2016

We get our first glimpse at parenting in the future with The Child! Sara makes a declaration about 36 hour pregnancy leave, Kirby uses the phrase “voluntary birth”, Theo decides to focus on Guinan and...

Season 2 Preview
November 13, 2016

Just like the show, we’ve been renewed for Season Two! Here’s a brief logcast going over the journey so far and where we boldly go next.

Log 26 “The Neutral Zone”
October 15, 2016

It’s time for the thrilling season finale! Well, it’s the season finale at least. Sara is annoyed with the odd use of the word ancient, Theo thinks the Romulans would fit in with the Beatles,...

Log 25 “Conspiracy”
September 10, 2016

In this episode the future gets really gross. Sara finds even progressive utopian institutions rely heavily on the patriarchy, Kirby refers to the monsters of the episodes as “neck piglets”, Theo feels a sticky universe...

Log 24 “We’ll Always Have Paris”
August 29, 2016

The Star Trek TNG cast does Casablanca! Sort of. Sara laments the quickly forgotten Tasha Yar, Theo learns about binary star systems, and Kirby is unimpressed by a futuristic masturbatory accordion.When a scientist experiments with time and space not only