The chained his refrigerator, took away his cigarettes and Delbert is very upset. Would you poop your jeans and lay down in the middle of the street to get food and cigarettes? Delbert, he does this and more. Also he makes friends by giving them warm unc

Genetically engineered plants GLOW when they are wounded! $18 million in cocaine shows up in boxes of bananas donated to Texas prison. Japan lands first robot on asteroid. 

Mike is not very nice. But lays down a nice log! Football sized turd. Hard as a chunk of red clay mud. How will Kickstand ever get this to flush? The answer will amaze and astonish.

Over or Under, how should toilet paper hang? / Bert and Ernie, they are gay right? The writer says yes, but Sesame Street says NO! / Reality star guy and his girlfriend, drugging and raping people. He should star his own Reality show, getting pulverized