Even though a big night out last night turned us into shattered wrecks only resembling human beings, we still had a lot to talk about this episode... starting with Marvel's Star Wars #1, which reportedly will be selling more than 1,000,000 copies... even though Dark Horse's very similar 2013-2014 Star Wars comic never sold even 50,000 copies in a month. So we try to figure out just where all these comic books are going. You know, besides the quarter bin.

We also talk about the information gleaned from the Sony Pictures leak that Sony has been in talks with Marvel Studios about bring Spider-Man into the Marvel Cinematic Universe. We discuss where Marvel might fit Spidey in quickly, where he just wouldn't work, what storylines they might use in a standalone Spider-Man movie, and who should play him (hint: with the Russo Brothers from Community possibly directing Avengers: Infinity War, it can only be... Chevy Chase! Wait, what?).

We also review:

Bitch Planet #1, written by Kelly Sue DeConnick with art by Valentine DeLandro, and:
Afterlife With Archie #7, written by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa with art by Francesco Francavilla!

And, as usual, the disclaimers:

We record this show live to tape. While this might mean a looser comics podcast than you are used to, it also means that anything can happen. Like a discussion about the fine line between a Disney toy and a marital aid.
We use a lot of spoilers in this show. While we try to shout out a heads-up ahead of time, consider yourself warned.
This show contains adult, profane language, and is therefore not safe for work. Unless you want to explain to your employers who Sgt. Douchenozzle is, get yourself some headphones.

Enjoy the show, suckers!