The first Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens teaser trailer dropped on Friday. It's 88 seconds long, it features less than half of that in new footage, it gives us almost no story context... and it's enough to get the geek world shrieking like teenagers at a One Direction concert.

http://youtu.be/OMOVFvcNfvE

So we talk about the trailer: why it was so effective, the smart choices director J. J. Abrams made to turn Generation X'ers all giddy like, well, teenagers at a One Direction concert, and how 88 seconds was all it took to change our opinions about the upcoming movie from ambivalence to legitimate anticipation.

We also discuss the solicits for week three of DC's Convergence event. This round, which drops on April 22nd, seems to feature versions of DC heroes from before Crisis On Infinite Earths, with antagonists from the Tangent Universe. So sit back, relax, and hear about a week designed to somehow simultaneously appeal to 50-year-olds and Millennials!

We also talk about:

Gotham By Midnight #1, written by Ray Fawkes with art by Ben Templesmith, and:
Spider-Man 2099 #6, written by Peter David with art by Will Sliney!

And now the disclaimers:

We record this show live to tape. While this might mean a looser comics than you might be used to, it also means anything can happen. Like comparing Teen Titan Jericho to a specific form of intestinal distress.
This show contains spoilers. While we try to shout warnings ahead of time, consider this your master caution alarm.
This show contains adult, profane language, and is therefore not safe for work. Don't be a filthy Jericho; get yourself some headphones.

Enjoy the show, suckers!