The mostly penis-possessing, conservative Arizona supreme court is taking women's rights back to 1864 by affirming a Civil War era total ban on abortions. It's beyond batcrap that it's close, but at l

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We hope your ears survive the Lara Trump clip. Obama, Biden, and Clinton tossed a blockbuster fundraiser raising a record amount for Joe's reelection campaign. Man-baby appealed a ruling allowing Fani

Trump is violating a gag order to add more delays. Because of sex trafficking allegations, Diddy's home was raided by the feds via a boat. Right wing wankers have indulged in scads of stupid conspirac

Lev Parnas torpedoed the GOP's ridiculous impeachment sham. Royal Kate Middleton has cancer. Mama Nazi, AKA Marjorie Taylor Greene, blathered her motion for Mike whats-his-name to vacate was appropria

Broke Trump may have properties seized. Shitler the rapist blathered something moronic about having a decision soon on an abortion ban because he hates women. Pillow wanker Mike Lindell and anti-Ameri

Religious nuts are spreading bogus history claims in this country, claiming the USA is totally based on their myths. Congress wants to ban Tik Tok, while vulture capitalists like Steve Mnuchin are cir

Mike Lindell totally has real evidence this time (lol). The House passed a bill that could ban TikTok. Conservative toolbox Mike Johnson's GOP retreat proved to be a bust as Repubs decided to skip the

Loser Trump might lose Alex Jones, who lost his MAGAT marbles over Shitler boasting about the warp-speed COVID-19 vaccine rollout. Oscar host Jimmy Kimmel roasted the former guy at the end of the awar