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CrabDiving – Mon 051319 – Trump’s Tariffs Torpedo The Stock Market & States Suing Big Pharma Greedsters
Trump's tariffs torpedo the stock market and 1.2 trillion dollars were flushed down the crapper. Heartless d-bag Donald is going after social safety nets like social security and Medicare. President Jimmy Carter broke his hip and is recovering in a hos...
CrabDiving – Fri 051019 – Republican State Legislators Seek The Handmaid’s Tale & Trump’s Adds Tariffs On China
The Republican state legislators seek The Handmaid's Tale as evidenced by the gaggle of anti-choice bills plopping forth from the right's sphincters. Fascist, fake president Trump said he's not in a rush to reach a trade deal with China.
CrabDiving – Thu 050919 – Trump Joked About Shooting Immigrants & North Korea Blasts Off More
Trump joked about shooting immigrants at a recent hate rally in Panama City, FL. Shitler announced he’s giving a fascist middle finger to Congress regarding subpoenas. Despite all the meetings with Kim Jong Un,
CrabDiving – Wed 050819 – Billion Dollar Loser Trump & House Committee Votes Barr In Contempt
The billion dollar loser Trump received a crapload of criticism for horrendous real estate dealings discovered in Cheeto's recently-revealed tax docs from the 80s and 90s. The treasonous White House cried executive privilege rather than submit Mueller ...
CrabDiving – Tue 050719 – Trump Ordered McGahn To Defy A Congressional Subpoena & Scary Violent Militia
Crooked Trump ordered McGahn to defy a congressional subpoena. Stocks took a nosedive after Cheeto's threat of more Chinese tariffs. Economists at the Department of Agriculture were punished by Trump stooge Sonny Perdue for telling the truth about the ...
CrabDiving – Mon 050619 – Trump Complained About The Kentucky Derby Following Rules & Really Racist Georgia Town
Trump complained about the Kentucky Derby on Twitter over the weekend and of course, there was a marvelous spelling error. Hundreds of federal prosecutors signed a letter stating the only reason Cheeto has not been charged with a crime,
CrabDiving – Fri 050319 – Trump Called Putin To Gloat About Mueller & Florida Republicans Hate Democracy
Trump called Putin to gloat and CrabDiving took a crap - podcast style - all over 45. A federal court says Ohio must fix the heinous GOP gerrymandering in their state. Some sly Democrats offered a Day of Reason to counteract the ridiculous Day of Praye...
CrabDiving – Thu 050219 – Hannity Gushed Over Lindsey Graham & Bye Felicia To Stephen Moore
Sean Hannity gushed over Lindsey Graham and his handling of the Barr hearing, and all towelettes had to be deployed to sop up the wet spots. Trump's clownish pick for the Fed Board, Stephen Moore "withdrew" his name from consideration.
CrabDiving – Wed 050119 – Lying Bill Barr Must Resign & Biden Fear Drives Trump To Over 50 Crazy Tweets
Lying Bill Barr must resign is the call heard from adults after Billy's bullcrap testimony to the senate regarding his fictional non-summary summary of the Mueller Report. During the hearing, Democratic Senator Sheldon Whitehouse told Attorney General ...
CrabDiving – Tue 043019 – Scumbag Jacob Wohl Recruited Men To Smear Pete Buttigieg & Trump’s Crappy Fed Pick
Scumbag Jacob Wohl recruited men to smear Pete Buttigieg. Venezuelans rallied around opposition leader Guaido's calls for an uprising. Christo-dweeb Secretary of State Pompeo claimed Russia stopped Nicolas Maduro from fleeing the country.