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CrabDiving – Mon 052719 – Trump Doesn’t Care That Kim Launched Missiles & Godwin’s Law Presidency
Trump doesn't care Kim launched missiles, but tweeted that he did like how the North Korean leader thinks Joe Biden is dumb. Green parties picked up seats in the E.U. which could boost action on climate change.
CrabDiving – Fri 052419 – Lawsuits Launched Against Alabama’s GOP Forced Birth Law & Should Buttigieg Renounce Rimming?
The Crabs covered the predicted lawsuits launched against Alabama's GOP forced birth law. The Trump administration worked a ridiculous loophole to circumvent congressional approval for an arms sale to the Saudis.
CrabDiving – Thu 052319 – Pelosi Hopes Trump Gets An Intervention & President Stable Genius
Speaker Nancy Pelosi hopes Trump gets an intervention, following his toddler tantrum Rose Garden statement declaring his strike until the investigations stop. A bunch of Democrats are questioning why money is going to electing members of the party that...
CrabDiving – Wed 052219 – Trump’s Whiny Rose Garden Blowup & Holy Crap Fox “News” Is Xenophobic
Trump's whiny Rose Garden blowup was craptastic and the Crabs played audio of the tiny-handed, angry fascist's rantings. Cheeto reminded us he "doesn't do cover-ups" and he will not work with the Dems until all the investigations stop.
CrabDiving – Tue 052119 – HUD Secretary Ben Carson Knows Nothing About HUD & McGahn Snubbed The House
HUD Secretary Ben Carson knows nothing about HUD. The Housing and Urban Development Czar confused a yummy cookie with a real estate term. Representative Maxine Waters ripped Carson a new sphincter when she accused the useless,
CrabDiving – Mon 052019 – Trump Gagged Don McGahn & The First Pro-Impeachment Republican
Trump gagged Don McGahn and surely Mother's Husband is jelly. A federal judge sided with the House Dems over the subpoena for Shitler's financial records. Iran called on PEEOTUS to address Iran with respect rather than with threats of war.
CrabDiving – Fri 051719 – Cartoon Gay Wedding Upsets Religious Nuts & House Passes Historic LGBTQ Rights Bill
The adults in the House passed an anti LGBT discrimination bill. Shitler warned long jail sentences would be in store for anyone accused “spying” on behalf of the Deep State. Speaking of spying, Trump licker Billy Barr doubled down on his accusations o...
CrabDiving – Thu 051619 – AOC Schooled A Big Pharma Crook & Texas Republicans Voter Suppression
AOC schooled a big pharma crook and the Crabs played the marvelous audio of the her exchange with the slimy Gilead CEO. Missouri is getting in on the wave of anti-woman abortion bans. The vile GOP confirmed a former defender of rapist priests and a cur...
CrabDiving – Wed 051519 – Alabama Republicans Banned All Abortions & The GOP Is Lying Us Into War Again
In Trump's America, the Alabama Republicans banned all abortions, and of course the legislators that voted to ban abortion were all white, and male. Unsurprisingly, the Czar Governor of Bama, Kay Ivey, signed the anti-choice bill into law.
CrabDiving – Tue 051419 – Bolton Banging Iran War Drums & The Trump Brand Is Now Crap
With John Bolton banging Iran war drums, Trump denied reports of plans to send 120,000 troops to the Mideast. The circular firing squad going on at the NRA has proved most entertaining. Beijing called for a people’s war against Murica.