CrabDiving Radio Podcast

CrabDiving Radio Podcast


Latest Episodes

CrabDiving – Wed 071019 – White Supremacist Tucker Carlson Dissed Rep. Omar & Sebastian Gorka Provides Laughs
July 10, 2019

White supremacist Tucker Carlson uttered ignorant mouth garbage about Representative Ilhan Omar. DOJ’s Inspector General investigation found the author of the Steele dossier credible AF. Evil Republicans are trying to destroy Obamacare,

CrabDiving – Mon 070819 – Jeffrey Epstein Arrested For Sex Trafficking & USA Wins Women’s World Cup
July 08, 2019

The headline "Jeffrey Epstein arrested for sex trafficking" is surely causing dirtbags on his client list to sweat bullets. Trump-sucking AG Billy Barr recused himself from the Epstein case. Soccer champ Megan Rapinoe was awarded the Golden Boot and Ba...

CrabDiving – Fri 070519 – Trump’s Revolutionary War Airports & JFK Jr. Failed To Fulfill QAnon Loons’ Dreams
July 05, 2019

Trump's Revolutionary War airports fail inspired a prolific stream of hilarious memes of George Washington types defending the likes of JFK and DFW. The yuge earthquake north of Los Angeles may have actually increased stress along a notorious faultline...

CrabDiving – Wed 070319 – Study Shows Russian Propaganda May Have Helped Trump & More Census Drama
July 03, 2019

Trump dug in on Twitter prompting confusion about the SCOTUS decision regarding the citizenship question on the Census. A sexist, victim-blaming judge in Jersey handed down a ridiculously lenient decision in a rape case.

CrabDiving – Tue 070219 – Trump Administration Census Question Fail & Conservative Loons Boycott Nike Again
July 02, 2019

The Trump administration census question fail happened, as the government announced it will be printing the forms without a citizenship question. The Republican Czar of Arizona nixed tax breaks for Nike's new plant in his state because the shoe company...

CrabDiving – Mon 070119 – Ivanka Trump Ignored At The G20 & Donald Wants July 4th Tanks
July 01, 2019

Ivanka Trump got ignored at the G20 and the memes that ensued were brutal. A particularly painful video showed the first daughter sadly attempting to speak with grown-up G20 diplomats. Shitler demanded tanks for his totalitarian military-style parade.

CrabDiving – Fri 062819 – Trump and Putin Joked About Election Meddling & Harris Dunked on Biden
June 28, 2019

Trump and Putin joked about election meddling at the G20 in Japan. The United States Women's Soccer Team won the quarterfinals for the World Cup, defeating France. A dangerous heat wave is torturing Europe.

CrabDiving – Thu 062719 – SCOTUS Upheld Partisan Gerrymandering & The Crabs Break Down The First Debate
June 27, 2019

SCOTUS upheld partisan gerrymandering. Trump howled about putting off the 2020 Census due to the Supremes' decision to not allow the racist citizenship question, yet. As Shitler would say, Beto was boring, Elizabeth Warren clearly won the first Democra...

CrabDiving – Wed 062619 – Mueller Will Testify In Public & A Trump Got Spat Upon
June 26, 2019

Mueller will testify in public and Trump is surely perturbed over the whole Russian collusion business. Shitler said he wouldn't block congressional testimony of Bobby M. The fascist orange creamsicle played the victim card bigly as he bemoaned his non...

CrabDiving – Tue 062519 – Trump Threatened Obliteration After Iran Called Him “Retarded” & Falwell Jr. Is A Garbage Person
June 25, 2019

Trump threatened obliteration after Iran called him "retarded." Consumer confidence dropped to the lowest levels since September 2017. Migrant kids held at a particularly heinous Trump concentration camp were temporarily moved for the sake of optics.