British Lou Dobbs (Stuart Varney) says Trump never lies, womp womp. A judge denied the Democrats' request to speed up the Shitler tax return lawsuit. Getting phallic AF, Cheeto compared Dorian to hurricane Andrew calling it a monster. RWNJ dick-lord Gordon Klingenschmitt threw a fit about "gay history" being taught in the Colorado public school system and how that would lead to forced sodomy. A bunch high of school MAGA trolls from an FFA group terrorized fellow LGBTQ hosts. Hannity and other FOX "News" loads can't get it into their tiny minds James Comey did nothing illegal regarding the infamous Trump memos. Speaking of the conservative news network, a pastor on the cable channel bemoaned America is becoming "godless." A Christian supermarket checkout clerk was told she couldn't pray with customers and evangelical madness ensued. And lots more on this "Faithless Friday" CrabDiving show.