The NYPD fired Eric Garner's killer cop who choked to death the man despite Garner’s repeated plea of, “I can’t breathe!” Neo-Nazis are setting up training camps with live firing drills but limp, feckless racist law enforcement in Murica won’t do dick to stop it. Democratic candidate Julian Castro pledged to beef up protections for animals if elected. The fascist in the oval proposed tossing bread crumbs at the peasants in the form of a break in payroll taxes. Plague-ridden prairie dogs in Colorado are being inoculated via drone. The Mootch Scaramucci made man man-baby angry by suggesting Shitler’s White House is a hotbed of chaos. Ruth Bader Ginsburg ain’t a pedophile despite the loony ramblings of a fireman prophet. An African American housekeeper lost her job because a church staffer said the Priest’s dog is racist. A bomb was detonated at the Irish/UK border cuz Brexit.