Is it irony that Trump fat-shamed a protester at his latest Nuremberg rally in New Hampshire? Bernie Sanders suggests Israel give back billions of dollars in U.S. aid, since they have started banning our congress members from visiting. A leaked draft White House executive order shows Shitler wants to be able to censor social media. Greenland is not for sale, though Trump seems very interested. Representative Rashida Tlaib told Israel to shove its "humanitarian" reversal of her travel ban due to the oppressive restrictions the country wanted her to follow. Georgia Republicans are surely sad-faced over a judge's ruling ordering better voting machines that will be more difficult to hack. A wise and snarky Kentucky school district is hanging dollar bills to comply with the "christian" GOP fascist state law forcing them to display our unconstitutional national motto. High school football fan Roy Moore said being transgender "is not biblical." Firefighter prophet-for-profit Mark Taylor outed Maxine Waters for her tweet activating "sleeper cells" of "Satan's pastors" to attack Trump. Mega antisemite Rick Wiles claims Jewish hit squads are offing people like crazy in America. The biggest Lutheran church denomination has declared itself a "sanctuary" for undocumented immigrants. The church of Scientology is being accused of covering up the rapes committed by a former star of That '70s Show. And more!