Ken Cucinelli's Statue of Liberty poem rewrite would have been surreal under any other administration. Trump spewed forth a bunch of unhinged statements in a 10-minute tarmac rant. Riot police stormed the Hong Kong airport causing loads of flight cancellations. CNN's Chris Cuomo was filmed threatening a heckler and likening the term "Fredo" to the n-word. Islamophobic former MLB hurler Curt Schilling announced he may run for Congress, puke. Gavin Grimms won his case against a transphobic schoolboard. CNN's Don Lemon was accused of a bizarre assault involving interesting and horrific finger play. Cops uncovered a huge cache of weapons of an Ohio resident who threatened a mass shooting at a Planned Parenthood. Speaking guns, a mass shooting was thwarted at a Florida Walmart. Presidential hopeful John Hickenlooper may drop out of the race and run for Senate. Shitler surrendered again in the trade war with China. A-hole Tennessee lawmakers set plans to make abortion illegal in all cases.