Trump loosened endangered species protection because Cheeto only cares for himself, Happy Meals and Ivankar, in that order. The late child rapist Jeffrey Epstein kept diaries of all the evil famous people who boarded his private jet, Lolita Express. Trump-sucker Billy Barr said there were serious irregularities with the jail that held Epstein. Anti-gay troll Bryan Fischer used the Boy Scouts' child sexual abuse scandal to bash our LGBTQ brothers and sisters. We learned Walmart crotch spawn are making four million an hour, cuz they scrabbled forth from a rich cootch. Conserva-jerk Liz Crokin said Epstein's death was a sting operation meant to take down the Clinton mafia. An idiotic Iowa Trumpalo hinted he may have voted for man-baby in a stupid corn poll, and he's totally not racist because back in the day he once shared a dorm with a "colored" guy. A study shows Cheeto would lose bigly in the Electoral College if the election were held today. Speaking of losers, Republicans in Texas are forecast to crap the bed in 2020.