White supremacists deny white supremacy cuz bigots must be bigots. El Paso and Dayton said they'd rather not Shitler visit the sites of the recent mass shootings. RWNJ broadcaster loon Michael Savage is disappointed Cheeto "attacked" white supremacists. Since we are on the subject, gross Tucker Carlson suggested white supremacy in America was fake news. A poll showed some Democratic Presidential candidates getting a big fact zero in New Hampshire. A massive and extensive ring of Sith Lord, child molesting a-holes have been uncovered at The Boy Scouts of America. Puerto Rico kicked out their corrupt GOP governor but now they don't have a replacement. A total garbage person decided to crack a kid's skull for not removing his ballcap during the anthem, and the violent perpetrator was arrested for beating a child and then a prosecutor released him without bail. A lunatic infested pro-Trump conference dropped a flat-earther from their speaker roster. Greenland has lost a crap-ton of ice as of late. When test results showed he was preggers, an American b-baller in an EU league was busted using his girlfriend's urine to pass a drug test. The Donald is doing more crap to kill the U.S. electric car market. In Jeebus news, a Florida pastor was arrested on 500 counts of child pornography. Finally, Pat shared the story of a most unfortunate nuptial involving a potent detox shake, a pricey wedding gown, and a latex girdle.