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CrabDiving Radio Podcast


CrabDiving – Tue 080619 – Gun Crazy America Spins Its Wheels & Team Mitch Molested A Cardboard AOC

August 06, 2019

Gun crazy America spins its wheels while 40,000 people a year bleed out, cuz freedom. No one was shocked to learn the El Paso shooter was an anti-immigrant, racist a-hole. GOP load Senator Pat Toomey opposed a ban on assault rifles because AR-15s and the like are really popular among 2A freaks. Disney wants to shut down a company from selling Avenger and Disney Princess-themed, bulletproof backpacks meant to be used as shields during mass shootings. Christo-wanker Rick Wiles insanely suggested Jewish people would use the red flag gun laws to seize personal pea-shooters. The Governor of Florida opened a probe into child rapist Jeff Epstein's previous light sentence for human trafficking of minors. Shitler and Co. are suing California over a law requiring presidential candidates to reveal their tax returns if they want to be on the state's ballot. Florida has been blessed with new flesh-eating viruses cuz climate change. The Boy Scouts of America failed to protect kids from predators in the supposed Christian organization. A bunch of kids that worship the Senate Majority Leader were photographed molesting a cardboard standee of AOC. Texan thugs-in-blue on horseback were photographed escorting an African American by a rope. A couple of Louisianans tried to resolve a dispute with guns whilst Walmarting. An investigation looking into SCOTUS Brett Kavanaugh's evil starfish commenced. In an effort to preserve good vibes, tourists are banned from doing stupid crap upon the Spanish Steps in Italy.