The Democrats gang up on Biden in the second debate. Trump aides are scared Shitler's supporters will go full KKK at the next MAGA / Nuremberg rally in Cincinnati. Former FBI Director James Comey will not be prosecuted and the mouthbreathing right-wing is super upset-britches. Exports and manufacturing hit a three year low and surely man-baby shall blame Obama. Meanwhile, at Whataburger, a besotted Texas school superintendent headbutted a colleague and got suspended. Anti-choice activist and loadasauras Dave Daubenmire scored VIP tickets to the fascist-in-chief's rally in Ohio... squirt. Lindsey Graham was rebuked for breaking Senate rules in an effort to push the boo-of-Putin agenda. Ben Carson was awarded an imaginary epic fail certificate by the Crabs for his ill fated press conference where he was kicked off "private church property." Dem candidate Tulsi Gabbard has been the beneficiary of the Russian propaganda machine as of late. An adult California Governor just made it so Trump has to show his taxes if he wants to be on the ballot in Cali in 2020. A Georgia man of the Deplorable variety was arrested after he harassed a Democratic politician.