Trump called Elijah Cummings racist. The shooter at the Gilroy Garlic Festival used a semiautomatic rifle. Shitler reminded us he was not a 911 first responder. The House Democrats march to impeachment to super sluggish. Democratic Rep Josh Gottheimer earned a primary challenger by actively working against the party. We learned Apple contractors hear just about everything from everyone via Siri. A judge dismissed a fraudulent lawsuit levied against the Washington Post by a snowflake MAGA kid. The next pathetic straight pride parade is scheduled for Modesto, CA. Racist bigotted GOP load Rand Paul offered funds to send Ihan Omar back to Somalia to "visit.". Fox News did their part to radicalize domestic terrorist mail bomber Cesar Sayoc. RWNJ lunatic Michele Bachmann reminded us to pray for Cheeto cuz he's the "most Biblical President ever." Lil Nas X has officially broken the record for the longest-running No. 1 single on Billboard's Hot 100 list.