There's a record European heat wave and most of France doesn't have central air. An altered image of the presidential seal meant to troll Cheeto was projected during his speech at a Trump/Hilter youth rally. Shitler got angry-pants at the press after reporters asked about Mueller's damning comments during his Congressional hearing. The mango-in-chief tossed a salad of words and from the garbled orgy of ill-used letters, "Infantroopen" was created. The Crabs discussed a Salon article that accuses the media of going after Mueller performance during the hearing while ignoring the evidence of wrongdoing by Trump. GOP load Susan Collins could decide to call it quits rather than face a tough re-election battle in 2020. Currently on suicide watch, sex trafficker and child rapist Jeffrey Epstein was found in his jail cell with bruising around his neck. Trump-sucker Billy Barr announced the return of the federal death penalty. Netflix announced a creepy show focusing on a gaggle of Christo-kook politicians known as "The Family." A heroic Veterinarian answered the call to drug a leopard in a South African laundry room. A monitor lizard is still on the loose in Florida. A failed attempt at domesticating an alligator resulted in a yuuugggeee reptile in a Chicago lake. A poll showed Biden is the only Dem currently besting man-baby in Ohio.