Conservative media admits there is zero new wall and surely this will make the Deplorables extra angry-pants. Evil Donald Trump decided to fast-track deportation authority. Chairman Cummings ripped the acting DHS Secretary a new hole over the administration's treatment of children at the border. Senator Elizabeth Warren chastized Shitler's nominee for Defense Secretary during his confirmation hearing for ignoring obvious conflicts of interests stemming from his work as a defense lobbyist. Fascist Fox-bot Pete Hegseth complained that ICE agents are being dehumanized. Cheeto attorney Rudy Giuliani said he is running a back channel with Ukraine informants to go after Mueller and Trump critics. A cop in Louisiana got fired for threatening AOC on social media. The military leaked they were doing exercises involving choppers in D.C. and the QAnon crazies are probably losing their few marbles. Puerto Ricans took to the streets in protest over racist and homophobic slurs texted by their a-hole Governor. Shitler reminded us he "is the best thing that has ever happened to Puerto Rico." Rush "The Load" Limbaugh blathered ignorant crap about race, explaining how Kamala Harris and Barrack Obama aren't black. The dirt-bag Republican Speaker of the House in Georgia did everything he could to keep a pastor-turned-child-rapist out of the slammer.