After her heartfelt plea for assistance for her people, Trump asked a Yazidi activist about her Nobel Prize. Agolf Shitler also said Iran is "in big trouble" after they seized two British tankers. Nobody seems to be donating money to youth-admirer Roy Moore's senate campaign. George Nader, another shady character in the Trumpisphere, was hit with additional charges of sex trafficking and illegal underage porn. Melania allegedly told her hubby to help out rapper A$AP Rocky, who is currently in jail in Sweden. No Trumps made the top ten Most Admired lists this year, with Michelle Obama taking the number one rank for women. A New Jersey minister has been sucking out the demons via his flock's semen. Christo-turd "Coach" Dave thinks "multiculturalism is cultural AIDS."  The courts finally told a South Carolina public school district to knock it off with all the Jesus-y crap. Nobody will be shocked to learn that Mitch McConnell is the most unpopular senator in his or her own state.