The House voted to condemn Trump's racist tweets. Speaker Pelosi was criticized by the GOP ninnies in the House saying her righteous shade tossed at Shitler violated House rules. Adult and Democratic Rep. Al Green introduced Articles of Impeachment against Cheeto. White nationalist loons defended and even lauded the racist tweets of Man-baby. Women of "Women for Trump" attacked the progressive Fab Four in the House. Presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren is glad tech oligarch Peter Thiel fears her. RWNJ freakazoid Glenn Beck announced he will be renewing America's covenant with Jeebus. Skesis Barbie (Kellyanne Conway) offered a bizarre response to a reporter asking if PEEOTUS was racist. A former FOX "News" host fled to Portugal after he was hit with a civil suit for running a real estate Ponzi scheme. Kim Jong Un threatened to restart nuclear tests. . . winning. Wretched Trump-suckers, like former Chief of Staff John Kelly, are cashing in on immigrant dentition facilities. Finally, in news that is good, Democrats are raising a crap ton of cash for 2020.