White supremacist Tucker Carlson uttered ignorant mouth garbage about Representative Ilhan Omar. DOJ’s Inspector General investigation found the author of the Steele dossier credible AF. Evil Republicans are trying to destroy Obamacare, kicking millions off their policies. Incident reports from immigrant detention centers revealed a sexual assault by a CBP agent and retaliation upon detainees that complained about the sub-par food and water. Speaker Pelosi said the House would do their part regarding the debt and the country’s credit rating. The Crabs issued a blistering review of Nazi twunt Sebastian Gorka’s radio program where the nasty fascist poo poo’d the U.S women’s championship soccer team. A listener awarded Gorka journalist of the year from “Dipshit Magazine.” The Satanic Temple’s adopted park sign in Florida was vandalized. A loon campaigning for the governorship in Mississippi said he couldn’t be seen alone with a member of the opposite sex.