The Trump administration census question fail happened, as the government announced it will be printing the forms without a citizenship question. The Republican Czar of Arizona nixed tax breaks for Nike's new plant in his state because the shoe company decided not to distribute a sneaker featuring a racist flag. Representative Joaquin Castro smuggled a camera into an immigrant concentration camp and the subjects of the pictures were vocal about having their stories shared. Fiona Apple will donate two years worth of earnings from one of her hit songs to immigrant legal fees. The heinous, racist Proud Boys scheduled a hate rally in D.C. right after the July Fourth festivities. The House Democrats sued to get Shitler's tax returns. According to a poll, many Americans aren't proud of their fascist country. Mayor Pete beat Bernie in fundraising in the second quarter. Biden's son opened up about his battle with drugs, worried about how it would affect his Dad's presidential campaign. A homophobic douchebag in Tennessee vandalized a Methodist church over its acceptance of LGBT members. In news that isn't shocking, the Crabs learned most Americans like their doctors, rather than their insurance companies. Protesters in Hong Kong busted into a government building because of a new extradition law in China.