Ivanka Trump got ignored at the G20 and the memes that ensued were brutal. A particularly painful video showed the first daughter sadly attempting to speak with grown-up G20 diplomats. Shitler demanded tanks for his totalitarian military-style parade. We learned about a private Facebook group where evil border patrol agents post insensitive cruel jokes about detained asylum seekers. The Crabs reviewed a poll that shows Trump losing bigly in 2020. Illinois Governor Jay Pritzker signed a bill that will help transgender students feel safer at school. AOC visited a detainee facility where female immigrants were told to drink toilet water. The orange loon lost his mind over forthcoming news about investigations into the shuttered Trump Foundation. In an extended "When Animals Get Pissed" segment, Pat and Ryan learned about a python on the loose in London, a nasty shark bite in Florida, and a monitor lizard roaming the Republic of Texas. CrabDiving "favorite" Louie Gohmert called Bob Mueller an "anal opening". By retweet, Don Jr. started a racist birther movement against candidate Kamala Harris. Finally, Senator Harris was deemed the winner of night two of the first Democratic Presidential Debates.