Clerk & Dagger

Clerk & Dagger

Latest Episodes

Season 2 - Episode 13: Fast Pitch, or Lazy Bases - Part 2, or Still Fucking Friday, In Case You Were Wondering
April 07, 2017

And we're back! It's the season finale, the top of the 6th inning, and the Lizard People are up 6-5. The world order is at stake! So we have one question for you: Are you ready for some soft...ball?

Season 2 - Episode 12: Slow Pitch, or Lazy Bases - Part 1
March 31, 2017

It's the first part of the season finale, so get your pennants and softball caps ready! It's the Lizard People vs. the Illuminati! Who will win control of the Illuminati Office and the Earth? 

Season 2 - Episode 11: Ascendance Day, or How The Fuck Is It Still Friday?!
March 24, 2017

The Moleman's prophecies were true! Elder Lizard Prime and her loyal lounges of lizards are drawing up battle plans and ascending from the Inner Earth in their fleet of Magmabusses to conquer the Illuminati once and for all!

Season 2 - Episode 10: Underground Ocean Orphanage, or Also Still Friday Somehow?
March 17, 2017

Ahoy! Mystery Ken and Trouble the Cat are marooned in a pipe sticking out of the vast underground ocean, until a mysterious day care boat arrives in their time of need. Will our two lost souls become guests aboard this eerie ship, or will they join the ra

Season 2 - Episode 9: Mazes & Minotaurs, or Also Still Friday
March 10, 2017

Mazes! Minotaurs! Musicals! The unhinged, subterranean Moleman traps our small party of Illuminati coworkers with a dangerously imaginative game of his own design!

Season 2 - Episode 8: HR Giger's VHS Dungeon, or Also Friday
March 03, 2017

Down we go into HR Giger's dungeon to check out his expansive VHS collection for clues about the Lizard People. Perhaps our intrepid office workers will find the answers they seek in the home movies of HR's old unhinged friend - the Moleman!

Season 2 - Episode 7: Illuminati Courtroom, CVU (Corporate Victims Unit), or Friday
February 24, 2017

Deception! Impostors! Lizard People! Turns out the new interns were scouts sent up from the Lizards in the Inner Earth to infiltrate our beloved Illuminati! Let's take them to court! Everybody, into the conference room for a quick courtroom parody sesh...

Season 2 - Episode 6: A Very Doobie Episode, or Like Thursday, Man
December 09, 2016

Ruh-Roh! It's a midseason finale! Jaime Buffet & his buddy Roadie stumble upon a body, Chaad & Mikey aka the Bizness Boyz are back in action to solve the crime, and secrets are revealed about the mysterious new interns!

Season 2 - Episode 5: Synergy Reloaded, or Wednesday
December 01, 2016

Hank and Lloyd have a special treat for their new intern Guy Fieri! He's in for a cosmic whirlwind of flavor!

Season 2 - Episode 4: Incognito CEO, or Tuesday Night Primetime
November 25, 2016

Tonight on a very special Clerk & Dagger, Satan is in disguise and on the ground floor in the newest episode of the hit reality TV show Incognito CEO! Will the workers at the Illuminati figure out it's him? Will Satan learn a valuable lesson about life as