Michael mocks the overall political ignorance from a clueless waitress to a Texan who turned his home into “Dougistan†to an Aussie dad of the year. Carl shares how the map of Africa is bigger than we think. Mike discovers Kurdistan and Carl and Mike discuss getting out of the democracy business—starting here at home and the wisdom of voting with your wallet. Then Carl goes solo for a week and rebels against Pussification. And Michael admits he’s not certified to do laundry. Finally, Carl and Mike talk about new “fit band technology for the penis†and kick around ideas to make it even better.