Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Still on these tweeners you say? Yup! C’mon we have to really enjoy Phil’s first joint as DM! My character apparently is now obese. We are in a trap dungeon, but all the monsters suck. This is because Dennis left Phil some really shitty dice. Enjoy that asshole. We are going through all kinds of classic Castlevania music as we absolutely destroy everything. I’m sure that this will end well though, and there will be no betrayal. What is waiting in this dungeon castle? What sort of traps will they encounter? How does a big fatty McGoo creep quietly through a dungeon? Tune in and find out!
Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.
If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!
A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more!
Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts)

Art by Emily Swan
Music by Gozer

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