Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! At least when the Botched boys play as viking raiders, they are playing to their strong suits: murdering indiscriminately. In this episode, they change their minds when they meet the people of North Umbria. The group decides they want to be farmers, find a family, settle down and abandon their violent tendencies. Just kidding. Of course they just ruin the common person’s lives as much as possible. At least this time around they actually found some members of society. Looks like they have other problems to deal with than just vikings. Looks like they got a case of the werewolves. How will the party torment the common folk? How good are their wolf impressions? Why is Vyern always talking about his brother? What is a baby kabob? Tune in and find out!
Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.
If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience!
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Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts)
Art by Emily Swan
Music by Gozer

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