Botched: A D&D Podcast

Botched: A D&D Podcast

Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP28 Stone Temple Cuckolds

October 07, 2019

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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Holy Kvurty! Well, that’s
certainly one way to check for traps. Now that he is riddled with holes, this
Vlad guy seems to be acting really weird. Is he…going to start sucking Kvurt’s
holes? These guys are the weirdest saviors of the world, probably ever. On top
of that, they still need to get through the rest of this puzzle dungeon to find
Medusa. Al Opeesha really doesn’t like these guys, and they don’t seem to pity
him either. Assuming they make it through these traps, they need to come up
with an effective way to fight a monster you can’t look at, but can kick the
crap out of them regardless. Will Kvurt make it with all these wounds? What are
they going to do about these boogums? Will Al ever find true love? What is a
fuckation? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding
of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,
stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they
attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of
the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping
game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As
mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never
played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea
of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th
edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s
a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some
books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to
play with you for completely different experience!

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