Botched: A D&D Podcast
Botched: A D&D Podcast S4 EP22 Tots & Toys
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! This episode is quite
possibly the most unrealistic thing I’ve ever heard. You’re telling me that if
these jackasses walked into an adoption agency, you’d give them a child?! I don’t
care if they have five bucks! That’s child endangerment! Well, I guess the
child is Phil and he’s a psycho too so who cares. Still, this illustrates a
broken system. Wait, what’s this? Nadir has a new mission for the guys and they
involve some newspapers. Head to our Facebook page or Twitter to see the news
articles. Let’s see if you guys can find the secrets I put in there that these
dingbats most definitely won’t find. Why is Nadir giving them another mission?
Who is this French dude? Who opened this other wing in Nadir’s store? Is
Richard Dick Niples getting fat? Tune in and find out!
Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding
of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,
stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they
attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.
If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of
the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping
game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As
mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never
played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea
of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th
edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s
a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some
books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to
play with you for completely different experience!
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