Obviously, you know what you did wrong, so I'm not telling you.

Since this is the first song that Tom ever wrote, it seemed fitting that it should be re-recorded and appear as a Song of the Day. It was written sometime after midnight back in 1987 in a college dorm room and of course, the door was open, hence the title

Our crystal ball has spoken...

Today's song is a tribute to Herbert Hoover and his dam.

"Pizza: The Rock Opera" is Beatnik Turtle's 10 minute opus chronicling one man's struggle to order pizza. We've all been there...except this time it's put to music.

All for one and one for all...or not.

Someone out there is going to protest us sooner or later so we figured we'd beat them to it.

From the makers of Pop Tarts and A Pack of Smokes and Latte and A Cigarette, comes Whiskey and Women - another deadly combo.

Congratulation, you have defeated much angry boss and have right to earn extra bonus level. Collect all power up for extra 5000 points.

From the Beatnik Turtle archives circa 1940s.