It's New Years Day! Well so what? What's that got to do with anything? It certainly won't improve Archie's mood, no matter what Reg tries.Despite being offered the opportunity to christen a ship Archie is unable to help himself getting

Ho Ho Ho. But enough about your Mum.Seasons greetings from the club where we find Reg trying to spread a little Christmas cheer. Well we can't be having any of that!Later thoughts turn to the miracle birth that happened so many years ago. But did Reg

Archie and Reg have a Christmas special heading your way. So long as Reg doesn't sing. If he does you can't have it. As God is our witness, it will not come to pass!But if it does you can hear it on Christmas Day.

We note that nobody has written a review on iTunes since our last episode. You bastards.Regardless, Bubter has gone too far! However, once the dust has settled Archie is disturbed to find that Reg is quite the slut! After he's put it away Reg settles

Vicars need to be dealt with swiftly! Following this Archie is sporting a new adornment on his head, but woe betide Reg if he happens to notice it.After this memories transport our duo to their youth and, in Reg's case, to a very bad person who kisse

Plague is stalking the land like a...stork...or something. Archie and Reg are confined to the club! Could a horrifying discovery signal that they have some deeper involvement?Confined to their homes Reg introduces Archie to the joys of Skype and then insi

Reg has a joke to tell! Archie, being a fine upstanding moral chap cannot stand for this sort of thing. A second attempt to tell a joke falls foul of Magnum PI himself, Tom Selleck! Surely this cannot lead to any sort of terrible humiliation for Reg? Fina

Bloody Elton John is in the club but, unbelievably, that isn't the worst of Archie and Reg's problems today. Memories return to the pretentious Stephen Hawking, Archie's enemy, and the time when Bubter served the late Physicist a special ho

Channel 5? Common. However after that important lesson thoughts turn to a man. Not THE man, but a man. Somehow Archie and Reg must unknit the diseased mass that is Archie's brain to discover who this was! Reg, meanwhile, is learning French. A pointle

Tough times ahead as Reg reveals himself to be a colossal pervert! He's been watching filth on the television. Well, at least that's what Archie thinks. Young men expelling through their wands? Surely this is perversion of the highest magnitude?