This episode is a perfect example of its title.

Alligator has a whole new angle, and it's aimed right at YOU -- if you care to listen.

The next time you fidget, keep in mind the events that ensue in this episode. Of course you'll have to listen to it first.

This episode's description has nothing to do with its content; but maybe the title does.

Alligator begins talking about snow snakes, but then gets all heated up about tangled tangential issues.

If you listen to this episode you won't learn anything useful. Instead, you should enroll in the main course offered by "The Swamp Gas University."

Alligator reveals a flaw in his "Theory of Almost Absoulutely Eveything," and also talks about his Cosmic Quark Spinner. It's all quite charming.

What do plant liars and The Holey Cow Church have to do with Alligator? You'll have to listen to this episode to find out.

If you can repeat the title of this episode backwards ten times without a mistake, then you don't need to listen to this show. Or maybe you do?

This episode is pending deletion. Please listen to something else. This show will self destruct in 3...2...KABOOM!