If you think you can make sense of this episode, then you've probably eaten too many chocolate frogs.

We can't tell you what this show is about because we'd have to use the "Forbidden Word."

We guarantee that if you listen to this episode, you'll get the full-moon treatment.

Are swamp spiders invading the SwamperNet? Does miming work in a podcast? What are dictionaries doing in the swamp? You'll have to load up and log on to find out!

If you want a summary, first listen to this episode, and then write one yourself.

Listen up! Something strange is going on down in Alligator's swamp.

After you listen to this episode, please tell us what you think of the following synopsis: " . . ."

It's plain, this show rains mainly on your brain.

If you're still reading this, you've already gone over the edge. So, you might as well go ahead and listen to this episode, too.

After you listen to episode 78, you should read this deceptive description, starting at the beginning of the very sentence that you just finished reading.