(One thesis is that the following sentence is an accurate synopsis of this episode: Another thesis is that this summary is false. A third possible thesis is:--)

Episode 96

This non-synopsis began with the first T, and is about to end with the following period.

Fundamentally, this episode is just a string of 1's and 0's. And you thought this show was just going to be a big zero!

You only need one brain cell to grok this episode; Alligator's swamp is deep, but his shows are shallow. . .

Here's an earworm for you: "Alligator invades your dreams; please enjoy your bloody screams."

The title of this episode is completely misleading.

The following is a big lie: Listening to this episode will lower the risk of the asterisk.

Alligator has promised not to pillage your village, if you'll promise to listen to this episode.

This episode is one, long, inner-bean-gas expulsion tangent!!