Well in the meantime it turns out the Ubi thing was in fact someone hoaxing.  A random Redditor postulated it was to steal bitcoins on someone’s computer.  Not impossible!
 
 

 
 
The bed music during our advertising is an old loop by OKU-DA and our intro song is a brand new jam he cooked up just for us (note: both songs do not really reflect his usual style, but do yourself a favour and check out his SoundCloud).