Kelsey is back with Zach, and they take calls from a sleuthing catsitter, a tinkering friend, and a substitute teacher that is too hot.Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness)

Kwesi joins the show to take calls about BFF's Brothers, smoking weed and calling mom, and a loser ass boyfriend who lost at squash.Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness)

Trevor Evarts joins the show to discuss banging your mechanic, and peaking in middle school.TREVOR: https://linktr.ee/trevorevartsSubscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness)

The phone lines are ringing, and that means it's time for perfection. Callers tease our ears, and our hearts, with tales of tax fraud and political sorority unrest.Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - (Exclusive Show, Premium A

Alan Starzinski joins the show to discuss meeting a casual acquaintance at a sex party, being upstaged by a baby, and having you first kiss at the gay beach.Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free

The little guy is here, and we are so unbelievably psyched/tired. Me and Sarah take calls from Sexy Lovers, and intense bartenders.Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness)W

Sidney Raskind joins the show to share a little something that he didn't know until he was in his 30's (about doing too many bits, and exacting flawless empathetic revenge).Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - (Exclusive Show,

Sequoia Holmes joins the show to take calls from people with stolen toilet paper, boyfriends who are late as hell, and musicians dealing with annoying suits.Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free

Zach stops by to discuss a prevalent conundrum.Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://b

This episode contains by far the most unhinged call on the show thus far, as well as a case study in being awkward at a party from freelance sidekicks, Rainie and Will.Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - (Exclusive Show, Prem