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34: Catsitter Convicts Cheating Daddy (w/ Kelsey Darragh & Zach Noe Towers)
Kelsey is back with Zach, and they take calls from a sleuthing catsitter, a tinkering friend, and a substitute teacher that is too hot.Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness)
33: Secretly Boinking My Best Friend's Brother (w/ Kwesi James)
Kwesi joins the show to take calls about BFF's Brothers, smoking weed and calling mom, and a loser ass boyfriend who lost at squash.Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness)
32: Secondhand Horny at the Jiffy Lube (w/ Trevor Evarts)
Trevor Evarts joins the show to discuss banging your mechanic, and peaking in middle school.TREVOR: https://linktr.ee/trevorevartsSubscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness)
31: Insurrection At My Sorority (w/ Will Witwer)
The phone lines are ringing, and that means it's time for perfection. Callers tease our ears, and our hearts, with tales of tax fraud and political sorority unrest.Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - (Exclusive Show, Premium A
30: Never Been Kissed (w/ Alan Starzinski)
Alan Starzinski joins the show to discuss meeting a casual acquaintance at a sex party, being upstaged by a baby, and having you first kiss at the gay beach.Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free
29: I'm A Daddy Now (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)
The little guy is here, and we are so unbelievably psyched/tired. Me and Sarah take calls from Sexy Lovers, and intense bartenders.Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness)W
28: Revenge Against My Landlord's Son (w/ Sidney Raskind)
Sidney Raskind joins the show to share a little something that he didn't know until he was in his 30's (about doing too many bits, and exacting flawless empathetic revenge).Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - (Exclusive Show,
27: Tazing My Friend For Funsies (w/ Sequoia Holmes)
Sequoia Holmes joins the show to take calls from people with stolen toilet paper, boyfriends who are late as hell, and musicians dealing with annoying suits.Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free
26: Ass Eating Disaster (w/ Zach Kornfeld)
Zach stops by to discuss a prevalent conundrum.Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://b
25: Revenge Banging My Crush's Dad (w/ Rainie Toll & Will Witwer)
This episode contains by far the most unhinged call on the show thus far, as well as a case study in being awkward at a party from freelance sidekicks, Rainie and Will.Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - (Exclusive Show, Prem