brooke & v make white noise

brooke & v make white noise


Latest Episodes

36. full moon in leo, flirting on air
April 02, 2023

our most scandalous episode yet and the start of our 2022 faves. plus......a potential rebrand???

35. a tarot reading
December 21, 2022

we were tired and sad cuz it's winter and holidays are weird so we did a tarot reflection of 2022. enjoy! for reference, the book v was using is called "Kitchen Table Tarot" by Melissa Cynova

34. if you wanna develop a personality, boy do we have the playlist for you
November 22, 2022

brooke claims that there's nothing funnier than a bald man in a wig and she's got the anecdote to prove it.

33. it sucks to be boring but here we are
October 12, 2022

tune in to find out what brooke and v are fighting about this week. also find out if they make fun of themselves for taking so long to record another episode (spoiler alert: they do)

32. fuck you bye
July 29, 2022

TW: more discussion of Roe v. Wade the final episode of the podcast (not really, v is just mad at brooke...don't freak out)

31. a current events episode (TW: abortion)
July 12, 2022

TRIGGER WARNING: this is a big ole TW for the entire episode. we spend the entire episode talking about Roe v. Wade being overturned and talk a bit about gun violence and it's overall a very heavy episode. please know that going in and do what you need to

30. this hogback ain't nothin' compared to the force of the Lord & our dead fathers
June 20, 2022

*tw - we feel like this one needs a trigger warning, but we're not sure exactly why brooke & v talk father's day and podcasting from bed. see below for all of our references from this episode.  podcast episode from Soft White Underbelly: https:/

29. i'm not a doctor, i'm a conspiracy theorist!
May 23, 2022

it's the 2022 birthday episode!!

28. when was the last time you had a kiwi?!
May 16, 2022

brooke and v talk about porn and groceries.

27. this is the grossest episode we've ever recorded
May 05, 2022

I'M SO SORRY MY AUDIO IS BAD I ACCIDENTALLY CONNECTED TO MY HEADPHONE MIC INSTEAD OF MY MIC MIC DON'T HATE ME PLZ love, v please enjoy the grossest ep we've ever recorded, featuring strep throat and Captain America.