Are "at-home dates" the new norm? Are we approaching the dawn of a new, barely remembered dating era of yesteryear? 

Welcome to our first full ep! This one's a ride. Like, listening to an audio book with a horrifying twist you wish you had predicted. We're sorry you're welcome. 

Can we all just save our energy for the fun stuff? FDLFBWOE. (Friends don't let friends bail with outlandish excuses.)

You've both taken Covid tests, you've had a virtual moment, you've frozen outside, and now it's time to get cozy indoors. Here's a wee Friday tip for those looking to get saucy this weekend. 

We've always said, it's important to know how you rank, otherwise, how will you know which humans to stay away from?

Time to get it off your chest (sorry). This one gets...personal...

Safe to make out? New SNACK for your ears and thoughts for your mouths. 

You know 'em, you love 'em. No, wait, you do not love 'am. They might actually be...the worst?

IYKYK amiright?!

Know how to spot 'em.