Part II sees us discussing all things Facebook group related, Paul catches up with OffsideSarah to discuss some issues regarding Ligue 1 and we ponder a future spent apart as Hal announces his leaving plans...and loads of other stuff too, naturlich!

In this week's log, Hal and Paul discuss transfer dealings, massive footballers, short shorts, and more! There's Obscure Mid-90s Footballer of the week - what really happened in that St James' toilet? Lastly, we touch on how terrible Arsenal were against