The Bitterest Pill: The Dan Klass Monologues

The Bitterest Pill: The Dan Klass Monologues


Latest Episodes

#386: The 90045
May 29, 2023

I complain about Westchester and take a shower...

#385: This Episode Has No Title
May 09, 2023

I recorded this episode a week and a half ago, and I don't remember what I said...

#384: Good night, Nurse
March 11, 2023

My dad had an operation.

#383: Artificial Intelligence & Real Stupidity
February 11, 2023

I made an AI version of my voice, I am a horrible friend, and Cousin Ronny (River) is a cowboy...

#382: If It’s Fixed Don’t Break It
January 22, 2023

I switched to "less expensive" health insurance, tried to get AI to make me a Me, and finally fixed the washer and dryer...I think.

#381: Cyanide & Hot Water
December 30, 2022

I bought a Koke Zeero laced with cyanide, got new glasses that are useless, called in "sick," and tried to fix the leaking shower...

#380: Hugo
November 27, 2022

I talk about Hugo.

#379: A Picture Requires a Thousand Words
November 12, 2022

I talk about not wanting to go to the "Black Chipotle," getting COVID twice, the proper way to write an obituary, Lighthouse Spaceship & card tricks, bald guy hair maintenance, and how I am no good at

#378: Don’t Call It a Comeback…
November 06, 2022

After a bit of an extended hiatus (almost 3 years?), I am back with the usual nonsense about restroom phone etiquette, rabid raccoons, the Bitterest Pill connection to possibly the greatest movie ever

#363: You’re a Small Man After All (pt. 1)
January 15, 2018

I start the tale of Podcast Movement, giving my acceptance speech for my induction into the Podcast Academy Podcaster Hall of Fame, and how I am in desperate need of validation. Yes, being inducted in