Honestly we have no excuse. We we prepping for our hot gurl vax summer and then the fricken pandemic was like NOT ANYMORE BITCHES!! So this episode is from many years ago, but hey at least Audacity remembers our re-mapped hotkeys, am i rite? Oh, episode d

*Clears the cobwebs* OH HEEEEEYYYYY! It's us! Sit tight for the usual nonsensical ramblings of two drunkards with an added bonus of some BEAUTIFUL paper flipping ASMR. We make some eye puns, we shockingly become Gollum, and question why Zelda always gets

We're a downright MESS in this episode but we promise that you'll learn a lot. Hannah once again misguides Jeremy all over Hyrule in search of item upgrades, we befriend the evil zoras, discover the magic mirror, and clear the dungeon in 5 minutes flat. P

In this episode, Hannah "reads" aka slurs directions, Jeremy flies through the temple with the aid of the pegasus boots, and we talk about sand. As the philosophical Anakin Walker once said, "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating — and i

WE DID IT! LIKE WE ACTUALLY DID THE WHOLE THING. We go on our final journey through the Valley of Death *cue music*, we find that Jesus is literally within us, and we talk about Link's sexuality because why not?  Stay  tuned next week for our fi

This is what Drunk Zelda is all about! In case you didn't know, we get drunk and we talk about Zelda.